The difference between the opinions of swimmers and non-swimmers.
Swimmer:
“I hate swimming! It’s so dumb. I would kill it if it were alive. Gosh someone needs to abolish it. It’s not even cool. I hate it!”
Me:
Non-swimmer:
“Swimming is retarded. It’s not even a good sport. All you do is swim back and forth. How dumb.”
Me:
The fuck are you?
